Monday, September 17, 2007

Welcome???

Filed under: the finger Patti and Clay extend a finger...ahem, hand, to welcome you to Celebrity Train Wrecks, a celebration of all that is awful, arrogant, outrageous and, yes, delicious in Hollywood.

Dress the part of your favorite Hollywood beast, bust off your gps ankle bracelet and drunk drive your Bentley three blocks over. You must be on the guest list to make it in the door so leave your entourage at home. Those losers don't belong behind the velvet rope.

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The Paparazzi have been hard at work.
Enjoy the treasures below!

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We know that you nasty celebs
can't keep your pie holes shut.
So leave your comments for the
whole bunch of us to enjoy.

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