You're brilliant Amy, fantastic...but not my type.
Not really my type either. Lose the beer gut, mullet and fag, uh, I mean cigarette. Although, they do call you "Long John Daly." Maybe I'll reconsider.
The table is set for a fine dinner of... ...dried shoe leather. Could have been worse. Ozzy could have served live bats. JD tries to figure out if he's cutting into the racoon roadkill from Hwy. 301, but then he remembers that he's wearing that on his head.
Clay Thomas is a the General Manager of Westchase Golf Course and a 14 year member of the PGA of America. You can reach Clay at cthomas@westchasegc.com